04-17-2011, 06:19 PM
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Ah. Good to know.
__________________ Detachment Bravo's Marker Classification System:
Originally Posted by Detachment Bravo
Space Dildo: Comes in many colors. Has lots of pretty lights and electronics. Multiple speed settings. Needs lots of lube.
Mechanical Lover: Characterized by all mechanical operation. Lots of hoses, valves, regulators, etc. Also needs lots of lube. Careful, they bite.
Sloppy Seconds: Any double stack blow back derivative. If it ain't broke, send it off to China and make gazillions of them.
Manual Labor: All you need is your hand. Just pump.
Old Wood: If it can give you splinters or can club a moose to death.