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Anonymous Coward · 11-05-2007, 03:48 PM

Noncompliance with all laws are forbidden and can result in loss of “man” status and further result in a new status of "metroballer".

* There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68. Instead it's an honor to wield such weaponry.

* Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68. In fact all colors outside tranditional military attire are suspect.

* There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not being loud enough are allowed. Man recognition will be given if ear plugs are needed or if players complain because of the ringing in their ears after your fire a few rounds.

* There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not having a hard enough kick are allowed. Man recognition will be given if the kick causes bruising or head concussions.

* One must laugh as one is joking in the event of someone says the VM-68 is heavy and then proceeded with a hardy backslap.

* Removing anymore than 1/4 of the initial total weight from the VM-68 shall be called the "girly version" or the "female edition." While man law still recognizes the VM-68 in different forms, reducing the weight only means you to do so for your girlfriend or wife. Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature.

* The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about. Man recognition will be given the harder the trigger is to pull. +5 if a newbie can not pull the trigger. +10 if a tournament player complains. +20 if finger blisters and thick skin build up is needed.

* Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68. Becuase his club is bigger that's why. All other markers are ignored.

* All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.

11-05-2007, 03:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Anonymous Coward Active Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 153	VM68 Man Laws Noncompliance with all laws are forbidden and can result in loss of “man” status and further result in a new status of "metroballer". * There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68. Instead it's an honor to wield such weaponry. * Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68. In fact all colors outside tranditional military attire are suspect. * There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not being loud enough are allowed. Man recognition will be given if ear plugs are needed or if players complain because of the ringing in their ears after your fire a few rounds. * There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not having a hard enough kick are allowed. Man recognition will be given if the kick causes bruising or head concussions. * One must laugh as one is joking in the event of someone says the VM-68 is heavy and then proceeded with a hardy backslap. * Removing anymore than 1/4 of the initial total weight from the VM-68 shall be called the "girly version" or the "female edition." While man law still recognizes the VM-68 in different forms, reducing the weight only means you to do so for your girlfriend or wife. Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature. * The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about. Man recognition will be given the harder the trigger is to pull. +5 if a newbie can not pull the trigger. +10 if a tournament player complains. +20 if finger blisters and thick skin build up is needed. * Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68. Becuase his club is bigger that's why. All other markers are ignored. * All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.