Thread: VM68 Man Laws
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Old 11-05-2007, 05:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
HP_Lovecraft
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I am in trouble. I broke all of these rules!

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* There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68.
I complained, and built a harness to support the gun.

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* Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68.
Annoed it Grey, then BLUE, then stripped it silver with white grips.

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* There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68.
I had a raincover.

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* There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68.
I replaced the steel hammer with aluminium

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Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature.
I did one of the first VM68 halfback mods.

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* The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about.
Trimmed springs, and added trigger stops.

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* Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68.
All the above mentioned "chopping" prevented my from using extra tanks.

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All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners.
I don't like Vectors, or anything else from Sheridan or Palmers.

Does this mean I am going to hell?
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