After looking at Smiley's exquisite VM-68 arsenal, I believe Smiley should be refered to as "Lord Smiley" and Lord Smiley should refer to himself in 3rd person if he so chooses to do so. This helps keep the illusion of supperiority. For such a man to walk amongst mear mortals with their lipstick tube Ions and their brightly colored mr. fancy pants, should require such a title.
