Originally Posted by Hawkeye20
When the wife asks where you got it, tell her you found an ad on craigslist for "Free Paintball Gear". Make up a story that it was some woman that left her husband and he didn't take his gear, so she wanted to ditch it. But, she didn't know how to price it, so she just gave it away.
We tend to be experts here.
These sound like the words of a man who has done this a few times