I just stripped down and lubed up my 6.5, and thought of Mel the whole time.
Thanks for making the sweetest marker ever!
| I am Susan. I just got out of Prison. My idea of a perfect date: First I will push you to the ground and force you to drink anti-freeze until you pass out. Then I will pee on your chest chanting "House on Fire, House on Fire! Put it out! Put it out!" The you will wake up in the morning with a size 9 poop chute. |