Originally Posted by THE-SHOOTIST
Pirates have all the fun.
What? No "wenching"?
If I start with the ladies, by the time I got to the end of the line it would be too late to get back to Strat.
It's astonishing how many young (and old) lasses entertain the fantasy of being shanghaid off for a bit of "frigging in the rigging".
Remind me to tell the anecdote of Marblehead Yacht Club, where the crew invaded a wedding party and we made off with the bride - actually carried her out of her own reception.