Originally Posted by Fubarius
Easy two step process for our fellow omnivore.
Step one, buy live chicken. Keep in cage in kitchen. Say you'd prefer it was "free range" about the entire living space, but you're willing to compromise your preferences for the good of the shared apartment.
Step two, fried chicken. Yum.
Your step two is actually step 4.
Step two: wring the chicken neck in plain view.
Step three: butcher it, try to make it messy.