Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man in the World once joined forces to defeat an unknown dark entity gaining power deep within Greenwood the Great. That entity was splatmaster12. Although he was eventually defeated, the ensuing battle cost Norris two chipped teeth and prompted the Interesting Man to switch to Yuengling. Today, although he can no longer take physical form, splatmaster12 lurks seething on the shadows, carefully drawing all evil forces to him in preparation for his great return to power.
Originally Posted by Slim
Clearly, Axel doesn't know what he's talking about.