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Old 01-21-2013, 02:38 PM   #3470 (permalink)
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Magnificent met Chuck Norris one day and here is how the conversation went.

Magnificent 7: Chuck, you are a stupid, overrated piece of ****. You are a racist, a bigot, politically nuts and noone is going to remember you when your stupid meme dies.

Norris: Help, I do not want to be this way. Limbaugh, possesses my body!

Magnificent 7: (places hand on Chuck's forhead) RUSH, I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE THIS OVERATED ACTORS BODY.

Limbaugh: Hahahahaha, Obama sucks dicks in hell!

Magnificent 7: Leave, foul beast

Limbaugh:Aaaarrrgh! You may have won this time magnificent 7, but I will find another borderline unstable actor to control. What about that kid from two and a half men? He is starting to go crazy.

Magnificent 7: BEGONE!

Norris: Thank you magnificent 7, you freed me. (Norris dies)

Magnificent 7: Boy I am hungry, I wonder where the closest Hooters is?
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we ... kill those people." - William Melvin Hicks

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