Originally Posted by heinous
the day cash is abandoned is the day you pay strippers by sliding your smartphone down her crack.
Don't worry about strippers. People said you couldn't get rid of the $1 bill because the strippers would suffer. We didn't care and ditched the bill for a coin and the strippers adapted. Then we raised the ante by getting rid of the $2 bill for a coin and again the strippers adapted. Strippers are very clever I heard some of them are only stripping to pay for college.