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Old 02-25-2013, 08:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
THE-SHOOTIST
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Saugus MA

Yes, Happy Birthday my vile offspring!

You:
1) Griped about your gift. (I-Pod 5)
2) Fought with your sister. (All day)
3) Fought with your mother. (All day)
4) Complained billergerently about your dinner. (Chinese food, which YOU requested)

Now you are 12. Welcome to "Female Adolescence".

May God have mercy on my soul...............................

(I can't wait to shoot you!)

Love always,
Your Father, Lord and Master.
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