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Old 03-01-2013, 08:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by THE-SHOOTIST View Post
Yes, Happy Birthday my vile offspring!

1) Griped about your gift. (I-Pod 5)
2) Fought with your sister. (All day)
3) Fought with your mother. (All day)
4) Complained billergerently about your dinner. (Chinese food, which YOU requested)

Now you are 12. Welcome to "Female Adolescence".

Love always,
Your Father, Lord and Master
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