The original Jurassic Park will be re-released in theatres April 5 in 3-D.
what the ****ing **** is wrong with those **** tards? **** them! jesus ****! i'd actually watch a re-release in imax, or even just digital, but ****ing 3d? **** it. it sucks. you get half the amount of pixel dedicated to each eye so everything is dimmer, and we all already know how dimly lit some of the scenes are. not to mention it actually breaks my immersion because i don't need to see tiny ****ing humans appear 3 inches from me being chased by a foot tall t-rex jumping out of the screen. there is already perspective established within the camera work. **** this 3d ****. mother ****ing money grab attempt, at least add something worthwhile to the table.