Carp13 don't drink the green beer on St. Patrick's Day anymore, because he gets drunk & then has green pee. Which then causes him to freak out because he thinks that he is radioactive.
__________________ "If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." [General Curtis Lemay] "Life is like a monkey. Sometimes it throws sh*t at you when you least expect it. All you can really do is, be on the look for it and hope it has bad aim." MCB Feedback