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Old 05-19-2013, 07:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Redundant features that make no sense on a paintball gun; like a scope in fixed sights. You can further sell it by claimining you need both for co-witnessing. The weight may ruin performance, however.

Pepper your gun with paintballs and don't clean it off.

Put yellow "rental" grips on your gun, and sloppily engrave a large "serial number" on the side. Tell everyone "it has to be a bad arse gun, that's why paintball fields use them in their fleet."

Freak bore and hone a Tiller barrel.

Remove all factory badging, and tell everyone "I bought this off of Craigslist, the guy said it was a top of the line _______ (insert stereotypical starter gun company)."

I own a disgustingly ugly looking 80's Budweiser cue with a custom made shaft. I enjoy the "wolf in sheep's clothing" routine.
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