A stray puppy wandered onto the local speedball field one time. This one douchebag told me to shoot it but I just looked at him with the biggest look of "are you ****ing serious" on my face.
Poor thing ran off into the trees. He was probably scared out of his mind.
Originally Posted by crazyorigin
"I wish they would stop patching my glory hole!"
"Check this out, each and every one of you. Compilation tape, of my own making. I call this the "Greatest Zooks Album". Featuring artists like, well I got some Hendrix on there, some Joplin, Mama Cass, Belushi... all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit!"