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Old 07-03-2013, 01:46 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Just want to say, if I go to JerseyTrailRider's field or Redarmy's field and I break a bone or twist my ankle or catch zombie death flu from one of these ridiculous NJ death hawk mosquitos, I still won't be filing a lawsuit. No one put a gun to my head and told me to go play paintball. I did it of my own volition and have an I.Q. high enough to understand that anything that happens on the field is the direct result of my own actions.

You haven't even built the field yet and already sound worried about what someone might do to YOU because of something foolish THEY did. Let me point out that taking a trip to a lawyer who specializes in the laws of your state and drafting a loophole free pain waiver is way more cost effective than constantly paying an insurance company to cover your "what ifs".

Assuming of course, you follow all standard safety regulations such as velocity control, barrel blocking devices in appropriate areas so on and so forth. Which I know you will, because you're an awesome dude.*

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Things I would like to purchase with American dollars:

1:A noxx or jcs bottomline stock
2: A shorty freak tip

Some friends and I are hosting a limited paint game at Long Live Paintball on September 27th, come check it out!
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