My high school basketball coach always had a saying... "You are like a fart in a spacesuit, I'm stuck with you."
__________________ "If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." [General Curtis Lemay] "It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends." [Jack Handy] MCB Feedback