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Old 03-27-2008, 01:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HurtCow View Post
Hmm...we'll start off by taking them to the top of a tall building, tie strings to their eyelids, and tie the other end to cinder blocks which we then toss over the side...

I'll come up with more later.
How about dress them up in thongs with makeup and smear them head to toe with KY, and drop them of in a gay gang bang in San Francisco. After they escape, well everyone could say they have been royally for their transgressions. Besides then they would know what it felt like to get a few balls bouced off them. Justice
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