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Originally Posted by pizzaluvr

Where'd you get 5 million people?

Wild guess. It was just a joke, I didn't think I needed to fact check it. The only thing I need to know about Arkansas is that I went there once and I don't ever want to go there again. The trailer with the black baby dolls hanging by nooses from a tree was what did it for me.

At least we can count..

Sure...people in Boston can't count. That's why the #1 movie in America is 21.

When was the last time anyone made a movie about a guy from Arkansas who made beaucoup quid by counting?

A college kid in Boston goes food shopping and ends up in the "12 Items or Less" line with obviously more than 12 items. The clerk says "you must either be from Harvard or M.I.T." The kids says "Yeah, how did you know???" And the clerk says "Because you're either from Harvard and can't count, or M.I.T. and can't read."

I'd rather have one botched law than have millions of taxes and the most strict laws ever.

That's because people have to have jobs to pay taxes.

To be fair though, the laws here suck. But, at least the local Baptist church isn't holding a candlelight prayer vigil on my front lawn because I play Dungeons & Dragons.