My favorite quick meal is this:
2 pieces of bread
2 slices of cheese
Put the cheese on on of the piece of bread. Put the other piece of bread on top of the cheesey piece of bread. Microwave until the cheese is completely melted. Eat ghetto-grilled cheese sandwich. Repeat until hunger subsides.
I only really do this when I'm really lazy and hungry.
"There's nary a beast that can outrun a greased-up scotsman!" - Willie
"What makes a VM so charming is that you can chop down small trees with it" - Jaan