[Tugboater203]

The Leader of Al Humus has come forward. His manifesto for the VLF is that all Americans should eat soy based products and no meat. He has kidnapped a leading scientist who may have a secret formla that renders all beef products into tofu. We are assembling a top notch team to lead this daring rescue in a few weeks. Are you willing to step up for the Beef Industry Assault Squad? Meat lovers everywhere need your help.