There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's
commonly known - WORK).
If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your
boss or anyone else via ANY means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:
1. Put on your jacket.
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar.
3. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (or as it's commonly called -
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already be en inf ected and WORK is controlling your
life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor
store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the
UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to
receive equal benefit of WINE.
Looking out for you and your health!
(I personally recommend BEER for the cure...