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Old 04-19-2006, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Dangerous virus warning

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and

by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it's

commonly known - WORK).

If you receive WORK of any kind from any of your colleagues, your

boss or anyone else via ANY means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will

wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come

into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:

1. Put on your jacket.

2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar.

3. Purchase the antidote known as

Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (or as it's commonly called -


4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly

until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5

friends, you have already be en inf ected and WORK is controlling your

life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) to the closest liquor

store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the

antidote immediately!

UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that

Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be substituted for WINE.

Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to

receive equal benefit of WINE.

Looking out for you and your health!

(I personally recommend BEER for the cure... )
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