mcarterbrown.com  

Ask The Experts You ask the tough questions

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 01-28-2012, 02:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
Go Lutes!!
 
LutePB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Federal Way

Love and paintball

No doubt paintball is a male dominated sports but some girls like to play too. When my friends and I go to play, we do get hit on. It is flattering especially when done with tact but on occasion can be creepy. Bottomline, we go to paintball fields to play, not to get dates.

What's the best way to nicely let a paintball player down or without bruising his ego(not the marker) and let him know I'm not interested?

I just want to be able to avoid that awkwardness after the initial encounter, especially if we end up in the same team or same bunker.

Edit: Mods, I notice this thread is full of marker help but if this is in the wrong sections, sorry. I just thought i'd ask the experts.
__________________
"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional." - unknown paintballer

I want a CCM pump, dead or alive.

Girls like playing paintball too. I like doing it while smelling nice.

Last edited by LutePB; 01-28-2012 at 02:33 PM.
LutePB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
Slowly making progress
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Vail, AZ

Welcome to MCB.











__________________

>>> Link to prototype Dust Devil<<<

DT1 Dust Devil want list. Click me!
Quote:
Originally Posted by neftaly View Post
New advertising tagline: "Simon Stevens said that will be totally fine and nothing bad could ever happen. Ever."
Feedback
desertT1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
Facta Non Verba
 
Deuce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SCMO
Send a message via MSN to Deuce

Fan of EMR
CCM Fan
"I'm here to play paintball, just like you. I'm not interested in anything else."
__________________


Co-Captain/ Co-Founder
Team-Awesome

Quote:
Originally Posted by chopper duke View Post
I'd wipe, play-on and overshoot.
Deuce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
Go Lutes!!
 
LutePB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Federal Way

@desertT1
Haha - very suave.
I think i've been thrown about every paintball barrel inuendos in the book.
__________________
"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional." - unknown paintballer

I want a CCM pump, dead or alive.

Girls like playing paintball too. I like doing it while smelling nice.
LutePB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
Facta Non Verba
 
Deuce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SCMO
Send a message via MSN to Deuce

Fan of EMR
CCM Fan
Just remember, sometimes the best answer is the most obvious one. If a particular guy doesn't get the hint make it a point to embarrass him on the field in front of his friends. Then he'll have no choice but to get it and you'll have earned the respect of his friends as well.
__________________


Co-Captain/ Co-Founder
Team-Awesome

Quote:
Originally Posted by chopper duke View Post
I'd wipe, play-on and overshoot.
Deuce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
Slowly making progress
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Vail, AZ

What you need are some good anti-pickup lines.

"Have you seen my Autococker? It's name is Wham. I call it that because I use it to bludgeon every dick that hits on my at the paintball field."

Or, use things to your advantage.

"What's it take for a girl to get a bag of paint in this joint?"
__________________

>>> Link to prototype Dust Devil<<<

DT1 Dust Devil want list. Click me!
Quote:
Originally Posted by neftaly View Post
New advertising tagline: "Simon Stevens said that will be totally fine and nothing bad could ever happen. Ever."
Feedback
desertT1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
MCB Member
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
I can imagine all kind of creepy paintball pick up lines! Being a creepy old guy pro lol.

How about just talking about youre "boyfriend" even if you don`t have one?

But I like the straight forward go for the heart, back off boys I`m here to play not lay! Ok its bad but I need more coffee lol.
__________________
http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html

http://feedback.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI...ab=AllFeedback

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gascolator View Post
DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
RIP
"heinous"
2006-2014

Last edited by DashHopes; 01-29-2012 at 02:40 PM.
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 02:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
(V) (o,,,o) (V) WOOP WOOP
 
foughtwolf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Springfield, MO

Everytime I see a girl playing, shes usually being guarded by at least five or six guys who are valiently looking to protect her. I just make it my job to swoop in in the knick of time to save her when the testosterone driven bozos get shot out.
__________________
If it takes a lot more than rage and muscle, you clearly are not using enough of either.



This is the tenth line of my signature
foughtwolf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 05:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
Post Whore
 
zavien's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: reddeer canada

as soon as he opens his mouth shoot him in the face ,i bet that would work
__________________
Lick it up like some kinda soup.

Feedback
zavien is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2012, 05:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
Post Whore
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Minnesota!

CCM Fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by zavien View Post
as soon as he opens his mouth shoot him in the face ,i bet that would work


I agree that the direct approach would work best.
__________________
sQuidvision is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

  mcarterbrown.com » Paintball » Ask The Experts

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:10 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO
© MCB Network LLC