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Old 05-19-2013, 05:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How to ruin aesthetics of your marker

Looking for the best ways how ruin the aesthetics of my paintgun... without ruin his performace - I will be underestimated in game (or glorified after game with "horrible marker").

Feel free post here the pics of most uglyest markers or make here "disgusting offers".
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Old 05-19-2013, 05:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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paint it, scratch it. Mismatched colors work as well.
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Old 05-19-2013, 06:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Redundant features that make no sense on a paintball gun; like a scope in fixed sights. You can further sell it by claimining you need both for co-witnessing. The weight may ruin performance, however.

Pepper your gun with paintballs and don't clean it off.

Put yellow "rental" grips on your gun, and sloppily engrave a large "serial number" on the side. Tell everyone "it has to be a bad arse gun, that's why paintball fields use them in their fleet."

Freak bore and hone a Tiller barrel.

Remove all factory badging, and tell everyone "I bought this off of Craigslist, the guy said it was a top of the line _______ (insert stereotypical starter gun company)."

I own a disgustingly ugly looking 80's Budweiser cue with a custom made shaft. I enjoy the "wolf in sheep's clothing" routine.
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tape. Duct tape, electrical tape, grip tape. Lots of tape...
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i play pump because the electronic triggers hurt my feet (i shoot my toes)
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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2 liter coke bottle revi goes a long way....
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Put a pirate stock on a full-stocked gun.


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I still don't get that.
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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install your hopper backwards.
Big wad of tape on the feed neck.
Apply a "Brass Eagle" decal on the side of your marker.
Zip ties to hold parts on is always good.
Do NOT wear matching Dye Jersey, Pants, Headband, shoes, tank cover, pod pack, gear bag, barrel cover.....

Of course, being from Europe, these may not seem as bad as to some Americans.
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Old 05-19-2013, 12:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Put it in a Tippman Triumph Shell somehow.
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Old 05-19-2013, 04:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Lots of scraped off spray paint, call it camo. Also wear jeans and a t shirt, get a cheap mask with a really good lens.
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