I think Drum has an employee problem

oldschool · 07-02-2008, 09:57 AM

Drum -
You have the appropriately named sexcretary but this email is totally not what I would expect from Drum Associates. Where's the porn? I think you need to speak with her - its obvious she's using your contact list and maybe running a side business on your dime.
Steve

From : "Wendy Wood" <wwood@DrumAssociates.com>
To :
Subject : Drum Associates, Inc. - Referral Network

Date : Tue, Jul 01, 2008 11:15 PM

DRUM REFERRAL NETWORK

As you might know, Drum Associates started a new initiative called the 'Drum Associates Referral Network'. The purpose of this e-mail is to reach out to reputable people in the Human Resources industry in order to identify potentially qualified candidates.

With the economy in the state that it is currently - the job market has been very unstable. We felt that you may know someone who has experience working within Human Resources and may be looking for a new and stable opportunity or has been unfortunately part of the recent lay-offs.

Currently, we are working on a new HR position for one of our clients, a boutique investment bank located in New York City. They have an opening in their Human Resources Department and are looking for strong candidates with general HR experience including some exposure to payroll and benefits. Our client is looking for someone who can "wear many hats" within the HR Department given the size of the group.

We believe that there is excellent talent available for this exciting opportunity - below is a short description of the positions we have available:

Disclaimer: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This is neither a solicitation, nor an offer of employment. If you wish to be taken off of our email list, or would like to provide us with a different email address, please email: wwood@drumassociates.com

RealtorTommy · 07-02-2008, 10:13 AM

Wendy Wood..........grins......lol

Drum · 07-02-2008, 01:02 PM

My influence spreads like the tentacles of a giant octopus...

incynr8 · 07-02-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drum

My influence spreads like the testicles of a giant octopus...

fixed

Schmitti · 07-02-2008, 01:15 PM

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.

E

Drum · 07-02-2008, 01:34 PM

Leave it to Bink E to turn everything all homo...

incynr8 · 07-02-2008, 01:38 PM

Better off Dead is not a Homo Movie!

Although possibly emasculating due to the fact the French chick fixes his 68 Camaro and he had no clue................

DarkStar · 07-02-2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incynr8

Better off Dead is not a Homo Movie!

Although possibly emasculating due to the fact the French chick fixes his 68 Camaro and he had no clue................

Do You Realize The Street Value of this Mountain!

Drum · 07-02-2008, 03:40 PM

Kindred · 07-03-2008, 02:13 PM

Wow, not at all like the type of communications HR usually sends to OldSchool I'd imagine.

07-02-2008, 09:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
oldschool Moderating in Moderation Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Island Posts: 4,685	I think Drum has an employee problem Drum - You have the appropriately named sexcretary but this email is totally not what I would expect from Drum Associates. Where's the porn? I think you need to speak with her - its obvious she's using your contact list and maybe running a side business on your dime. Steve From : "Wendy Wood" <wwood@DrumAssociates.com> To : Subject : Drum Associates, Inc. - Referral Network Date : Tue, Jul 01, 2008 11:15 PM DRUM REFERRAL NETWORK As you might know, Drum Associates started a new initiative called the 'Drum Associates Referral Network'. The purpose of this e-mail is to reach out to reputable people in the Human Resources industry in order to identify potentially qualified candidates. With the economy in the state that it is currently - the job market has been very unstable. We felt that you may know someone who has experience working within Human Resources and may be looking for a new and stable opportunity or has been unfortunately part of the recent lay-offs. Currently, we are working on a new HR position for one of our clients, a boutique investment bank located in New York City. They have an opening in their Human Resources Department and are looking for strong candidates with general HR experience including some exposure to payroll and benefits. Our client is looking for someone who can "wear many hats" within the HR Department given the size of the group. We believe that there is excellent talent available for this exciting opportunity - below is a short description of the positions we have available: Disclaimer: This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This is neither a solicitation, nor an offer of employment. If you wish to be taken off of our email list, or would like to provide us with a different email address, please email: wwood@drumassociates.com __________________ Its all peaches & sunshine baby, peaches & sunshine.. Obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant One of the two proud members left - D FLT And I feel a whole lot better when youre gone Politically, Socially and Aerodynamically Incorrect Everything I have ever loved is immoral or illegal Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. I'm a walking turn on....

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