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|07-24-2014, 09:44 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Moderating in Moderation
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and the Lord
spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
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Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
stewart potter common sense, elephant and duck tests
Force this into a gaussian distributed parabolic curve!
|07-24-2014, 09:49 PM||#2 (permalink)|
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|07-30-2014, 10:03 AM||#5 (permalink)|
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Don't forget to to keep a foot for a charm. Bring the charm to a Maiden, trade it for a spanking.
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