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|11-15-2011, 10:12 AM||#21 (permalink)|
Pumps in the Woods
i know i was just hoping you weren't serious. lol
Anything worth doing is worth over doing, Moderation is for Cowards
"Make (your attacker) advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he’s gonna have to beat me to death with it, ‘cause it’s going to be empty." Clint Smith
|11-15-2011, 10:28 AM||#22 (permalink)|
Paintballs Drunk Uncle
Maybe CCM could get it's own prayer too?
Our Phather, who art in Oregon,
hallowed be thy name.
The game shall be won
by your perfect gun
in the woods as it is indoors.
Give us this day our Nelson valvetrains.
And forgive us our autotriggering,
as we forgive those who autotrigger against us.
And lead us not into semiautos,
but deliver us from electros.
For thine is the 12 gram,
the 10 round tube,
and the pump action
for ever and ever.
See also: http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/m...mandments.html
CCM I love you guys.
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|11-15-2011, 10:25 PM||#23 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2011
|11-15-2011, 10:27 PM||#24 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2011
|11-15-2011, 10:33 PM||#25 (permalink)|
It would be funny to make a t-shirt or hoodie out of it. No idea which ones to all use but that one would be in there for sure.
This is what would be good on a t-shirt or hoodie
The Pumpers 10 Commandments
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors pump.
Thou shalt not hold thy regulator over thy pump handle.
Thou shalt not sell every pump one owns.
Thou shall pump onto others as you would have them pump onto you.
Thou shalt not short stroke thy pump.
Thou shalt not over shoot thy fellow pumper.
Thou shalt not run from electronic markers.
Thou shalt not throw thy pump in anger.
Thou shalt not double pump.
Thou shall convert thy fellow player into thy fellow pumper.
Thou shalt not take thy pumps name in vein.
Take your pick.
For the ladies a thong with the saying "Pump Here!" on the front.
For the back of a shirt maybe.
"And Shepherds of our Pump we shall be
For thee, my Pump, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy Pump hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Pumps commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
Last edited by TheePsycho; 11-15-2011 at 10:58 PM.
|11-16-2011, 03:51 AM||#26 (permalink)|
your second one was the EXACT reason why i said "thou shalt not chastise thy fellow players form"
because really at the end of the day, what does it matter if you hold your reg or your pump handle? so your not shooting the way someone else says you should..who cares? does it make them any less of a pump player?
i dunno about anyone else here, but i HATE being told how to play, so i pay it forward by not telling other people how to play.
you wanna parallel religion with this? some catholic's go to confession. some dont, does it make them any less catholic?
|11-16-2011, 10:15 AM||#27 (permalink)|
I never tell anyone how to play, unless asked first. But I have noticed a few players that go pump handle, reg pump handle reg, etc... and they end up pumping pretty slow and getting eliminated pretty quickly. Doesn't matter to me though.
|11-17-2011, 12:20 AM||#29 (permalink)|
|11-17-2011, 07:48 AM||#30 (permalink)|
I actually find it easier to AT by holding the wrapping my hand around the reg to my hitman plate. I find my gun moves less and I can hold somebody on target easier. Otherwise I hold the pump handle as I find it akward to switch back and forth between the pump and reg.
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