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Old 12-29-2009, 04:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll give her a bath and a good timing. I guess that's like a spa treatment for 'cockers, right?
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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They always get moody after you try to **** with them.
Now what's a cocker?
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh, c'mon! I was going to replace the not-so-pretty ANS low-pressure chamber with a Mitey Max I had lying about. I used to see the thing all the time. Sure enough, when I actually WANT to use it, it's NOWHERE to be found!
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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There is a list of things that don't work when you get mad at them.

My first mistake was putting all of it's stainless steel spikes on it (FBM gothic) before making sure it worked right. It stabbed me and all who came around to the point of bleeding. The angrier you get the less careful you are and then the cocker will always come out on top and leave you bleeding and sad.
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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drill for eyes and don't install any.
That'll teach her
Better yet, pull out the dremel and give her a haircut... She'll never misbehave again. And if she tries any more crap, stick her in the oven and destory her anno
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Apologize? Toss that skank to the curb and find a new girl, like a 'Mag
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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'Mags are like that less than appealing "nice" girl that you always wind up with. Sure, they may always be with you and there for you, but they lack the pleasant feel of a classy lady, er, marker such as the autococker. Of course, that feel comes with a LOT of work, and spoiling.

PS: I have a Minimag.
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Try decent paint.....
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Have you beseeched Velcor for His help?
He is making His presence felt again.

If that doesn't work, threaten to recycle it, since it is made of Aluminium.
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Ouch... Sounds like you might need to rehome her...
Either that or strip her down and give her a full loving cleaning and some nice new oil.
Don't forget scented candles and flower pedals.
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