mcarterbrown.com
 

The Dead Zone Paintball Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-06-2011, 03:16 PM   #991 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
magnificent7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Missourah

After his first child was born, oldskoolkillz dumped Gatorade on his wife
__________________
"May your women be hot... your liquor not... & may all your problems slide off, just like snot."

"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth." [Woody Paige]

MCB Feedback
magnificent7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 03:17 PM   #992 (permalink)
Rec Poster
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: DFW

Mag7 invented the dead baby joke.

My personal favorite was "What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

Last edited by SodaBread; 06-06-2011 at 03:22 PM.
SodaBread is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 05:26 PM   #993 (permalink)
MCB Member
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
SodaBread really dreams of meeting a whole wheat bread kind of lady!
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 05:33 PM   #994 (permalink)
copenhagen Junkie
 
thatfreaknguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fallbrook, Ca

dashhpes is really a lady
__________________
The loudest sound in the world is a click.... when you were expecting a bang.

Non-Projectile Master Painter
thatfreaknguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 05:35 PM   #995 (permalink)
MCB Member
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
thatfreaknguy only know that I'm a lady because he peeked up my dress!
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 05:41 PM   #996 (permalink)
Howdy!
 
Chubs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Austin, TX

CCM Fan
Brass N Wood Fan
Palmers Fan
RTP Fan
DashHopes carries a tomato in his pocket, for lulz.
__________________

Metadyne: Replacing broken parts, with NEW broken parts so you still can't use your new gun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by PistolRogue View Post
Redheads, brass, and wood; it's an MCB thing....
MY FEEDBACK
Chubs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 05:46 PM   #997 (permalink)
copenhagen Junkie
 
thatfreaknguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fallbrook, Ca

chubs didnt realize till afterwards that the tomato wasnt really in dashhopes's pocket
__________________
The loudest sound in the world is a click.... when you were expecting a bang.

Non-Projectile Master Painter
thatfreaknguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 06:38 PM   #998 (permalink)
WALZ Jr.
 
Bigtuana's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Rapid City, SD

CCM Fan
Brass N Wood Fan
thatfreaknguy got his name from mimes
__________________
Feedback - http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/f...-feedback.html

Quote:
Originally Posted by dukie View Post
I told him NOT to fart with an upset stomache. never trust a fart!
Bigtuana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 07:10 PM   #999 (permalink)
MCB Member
 
DashHopes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Quebec Canada

Brass N Wood Fan
RTP Fan
Bigtuana plans on opening a chain of restaurants making the Bigtuana sandwich his specialty.
DashHopes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2011, 07:49 PM   #1000 (permalink)
BSAD
 
BMayo713's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Lubbock, TX

DashHopes went to Dallas and shot J.R.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by magnificent7 View Post
BMayo713 only shoots his guns with his left hand. This is to keep his pimp hand free, in case he needs to b*tch-slap anyone.

I did not give MAR any mayo...it just wouldn't be right to unleash that upon this Earth.

Most Generously Sponsored By:

My Wallet
BMayo713 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

  mcarterbrown.com » Paintball » The Dead Zone

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:06 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO
© MCB Network LLC