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Old 03-27-2012, 05:15 PM   #2721 (permalink)
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Eskimo once tried out for the Washington Generals, the team the Harlem Globetrotters always beats up at their exhibition games, but was denied a chance to play when it was found that not even the Globetrotters could beat him. He has since retired to Canada, a country that knows nothing about basketball, in frustration and shame.
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:22 PM   #2722 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:35 PM   #2723 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2012, 11:06 AM   #2724 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:06 PM   #2725 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:20 PM   #2726 (permalink)
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Eskimo once tried out for the Washington Generals, the team the Harlem Globetrotters always beats up at their exhibition games, but was denied a chance to play when it was found that not even the Globetrotters could beat him. He has since retired to Canada, a country that knows nothing about basketball, in frustration and shame.
Wasnt basketball invented by a Canadian named James Naismith lol?


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Old 03-29-2012, 01:23 AM   #2727 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:09 AM   #2728 (permalink)
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Wasnt basketball invented by a Canadian named James Naismith lol?
What, you want fact checking in this thread? There's no fact checking in this thread!

But you are right, Naismith was born in Canada, but invented basketball in Massachusetts, though he did introduce the football helmet to the sport before heading south to America.
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:21 AM   #2729 (permalink)
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Even after my warning usagi_tetsu still insists on eating LuckyCharms at least 3 times a week for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's made of poo! It's made of poo, LuckyCharms mellows are pooooooooo!!! *Helps if yelled in a Chuck Heston voice*
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