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Old 03-30-2012, 04:25 AM   #2731 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:39 AM   #2732 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:58 AM   #2733 (permalink)
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After close inspection of some paint DashHopes was using, it has been found to contain some white snowmen poop. When asked he was quoted in saying "eh I'm from Canada, it is not poop it is ice from my skates"
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Old 03-30-2012, 11:39 AM   #2734 (permalink)
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Little did TeamTRUsound know that us Canadians do say eh in most sentences but it is always the last word and more of a ? eh! She's pretty hot eh? How bout going for a cold one eh? We Canadians are so funny eh? LOL
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-30-2012, 04:10 PM   #2735 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Being a proud & loyal Canadian, DashHopes has also been known to refer to sex as...
  • putting the "man" in Manitoba, eh
  • entering parliament, eh
  • playing mountie, eh
  • stuffing a beaver, eh (the beaver is their national animal)
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Old 04-02-2012, 11:33 AM   #2736 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2012, 12:07 PM   #2737 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 04-02-2012, 08:28 PM   #2738 (permalink)
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He feels it encourages carpooling, thus reducing our carbon footprint on the environment & dependence on foreign oil.
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Old 04-02-2012, 08:41 PM   #2739 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2012, 10:53 AM   #2740 (permalink)
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vikingshadow is such an awe inspiring player of the game of paintball he completely scared everyone off of this thread for an entire day.


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