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Old 04-14-2012, 11:26 AM   #2801 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2012, 10:08 PM   #2802 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:50 PM   #2803 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:32 PM   #2804 (permalink)
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Coyote, or the Latin derivative Canis latrans, discovered himself at the tender young age of 14 after discovering paintball. On that day, while roaming a forest on the trail of a delicious rabbit, he heard men yelling and pointing sticks at one another that made loud noises. Soon the noise died down and saw these odd creatures clapping each other on the backs. The men soon caught sight of Coyote and ushered him over. Oddly compelled to comply with their wishes, Coyote cautiously approached and was thrown a mask and one of their heavy sticks that made noise. The man granted him the knowledge and power of the humans and has never looked back since the kind man feeds him BARS hotdogs and beef jerky.

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Old 04-20-2012, 01:33 AM   #2808 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2012, 09:51 AM   #2809 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:14 PM   #2810 (permalink)
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