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Old 11-01-2012, 05:32 PM   #3091 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:34 AM   #3092 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:42 AM   #3093 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:40 PM   #3094 (permalink)
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Dash hopes 40 yard dash is measured in days
Apple sued, ilivlife for using i before liv. Now ilivlife is owned by apple, soon to be released to the public at apple's next keynote address.
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Old 11-02-2012, 05:18 PM   #3095 (permalink)
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After they sued for using the I before liv, the sued kmak for not spelling his username as kMac and left him on the side of the road with nothing but a pair of broken ear buds and an apple sticker.
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:18 AM   #3096 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-03-2012, 12:52 PM   #3098 (permalink)
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Voidz had a woman promise him a good job working in a restaurant but instead she took him hostage, and he was forced to work for $1 and 10 cigarettes a day, and is given one meal a day of baked beans. He has never been happier.
When every dashhopes gets shot off the break he cries yellow paint.

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:21 PM   #3100 (permalink)
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After they sued for using the I before liv, the sued kmak for not spelling his username as kMac and left him on the side of the road with nothing but a pair of broken ear buds and an apple sticker.
After apple left me stranded, bruised and broken on the side of the road at night. I used the broken headphones to create a spark, which ignited the sticker. I then used the sticker as a becon to signal dashhopes, who was 40 yards away. It took dash hopes several days to reach me as he did his 40 yard dash, but by god was he determined as he ran through the nights and days. When he reached me I jumped on his shoulders as he ran to the nearest ihop about a mile a way. It took a week, but it was worth it all to get those pancakes. Unfortunately apple was at ihop...waiting for us while simultaneously suing ihop.
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