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Old 01-14-2013, 11:35 AM   #3381 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2013, 12:41 PM   #3382 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:09 PM   #3384 (permalink)
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One cold rainy day, Ilivelife got on a bus. He looked around all the seats were filled except for one where an old man sat alone looking out the window. The old man sat with a flask in his hand filled with whiskey. Ilivlife sat next to the old man. Ilivlife took a sip of his coffee and started choking because the lady at the coffee shop gave him black coffee and ilive life is far too much of a p**** to drink coffee the way it is supposed to be. The old man chuckled, sipped his whiskey and took out a cigarrette and lit it with a match. Ilivlife looked at the man in disbelief. The old man ignored his stares. Ilivlife started to fake cough in protest and accidentally sprayed snot on his hand. The man continued to ignore him as he continued rotating between dragging on his cigarrette and drinking his whiskey. Ilivelife, finally fed up said in an obnoxiously high pitched voice, "Excuse me sir, you are endangering my life right now by smoking on this bus!" The old man sighed before replying, "How do you even you are alive let alone exist, your reality could be a product of your imagination." Ilivlife sat stunned. The bus driver ran over to the seat "Goddammit! Psunitro, you senile old bastard, get off my bus, how many times do I have to tell you not to smoke on my bus! The bus driver grabbed the old man(psunitro) by the ear and tossed him off the bus. Ilivelife sat still in his seat, trying to comprehend the existential scenario psunitro told him.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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