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Old 01-16-2013, 03:52 PM   #3411 (permalink)
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splatmaster12 has started a television series called Finding Kmak. The program follows the Kmax Field Researchers Organization (KFRO) in its search for Kpax, a cryptid hominid they believe to be living in the wildernesses.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:20 AM   #3412 (permalink)
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While there are no pictures of the Kmak, Dashhopes draws him often on the inside of his network of caves
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:28 AM   #3413 (permalink)
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psunitro dug out dashhopes' cave network using nothing but a pair of dentures he found at the thrift store.

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:10 AM   #3414 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:47 AM   #3415 (permalink)
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Contrary to the saying underneath popsplat, it is more akin to "pop, bounce, bounce, bounce" due to the fact popsplat buys two year old valken paint on ebay.
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:42 AM   #3416 (permalink)
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Kmac is still an unfindable animal of the wilderness.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:03 AM   #3418 (permalink)
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Duck Dogers is still in search for the rare element Illudium Phosdex, hence his massive beard.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:21 AM   #3419 (permalink)
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Eversimce Dash Hopes saw the matrix, he waits on his computer all day for Trinity to contact him.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:02 AM   #3420 (permalink)
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magnificent7 thinks he may have photographed Kmax with a motion-activated trail camera. splatmaster12 is impressed by the photo, while Axel and sQuidvision are less then enthusiastic that it depicts a real Kmax.
magnificent7 told the psunitro Press that he captured the image of what looks like a tall, upright, possibly hairy creature sauntering along a trail that winds through his hunting land just north of the small town in Minnesota.
magnificent7 said the photo was captured at 7:20 p.m. on Jan. 16th, which was an overcast, snowy day. magnificent7 said he checked with Melvin, popsplat, Toad and Duck Dogers but none of them said they had been in the area at the time of the photo.
To get some expert advice, magnificent7 contacted the Minnesota Kmax Web site and spoke with bellicose and gainman of the Northern Minnesota Kmax Research Team. bellicose and gainman are not biologists, but are long-time amateur Kmax enthusiasts - and they think the photo may be the real deal.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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