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Old 01-21-2013, 04:17 PM   #3471 (permalink)
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Kmak had a pilot series scheduled for the new tv season called "Bear Whisperer" but was canceled when the "star" ate the producer
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:50 PM   #3472 (permalink)
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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we ... kill those people." - William Melvin Hicks

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Old 01-21-2013, 05:19 PM   #3473 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:14 PM   #3474 (permalink)
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Axel has tried to shoot the elusive Kmak many a time, but has always failed due to the fact that he does not know how to load his bb gun.
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Old 01-21-2013, 06:18 PM   #3475 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2013, 12:56 AM   #3476 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:16 AM   #3477 (permalink)
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Squidvision once found out the meaning of life. When I went to inquire, I found him strapped to his bed. I pulled up a chair. As I sat down a tear rolled from his eye. "What did the Tralmafadorians tell you?" Squidvision looked over and drooled, "kmak, I forgot to bring my pen. Call the nurse, I **** the bed again." I left the room, as squidvision began rambling incoherently. I saw a nurse in the hall carrying an iv bag. "Excuse me, miss". I was cutoff by her shriek of horror. "Holy ****, theres a goddamn bear in the ER"! I shook my head, "Typical".
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:28 AM   #3478 (permalink)
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TippmannFireman An Chattanooga, TN scientist is planning on trying a new tack to hunt down the elusive Kmak , which is thought by some to inhabit the wild forests of America, by using a blimp. He has hired sQuidvision, an anatomy and anthropology professor at Minnesota State University, to raise $500,000 to build a remote-controlled airship armed with a thermal imaging camera and paintball guns that will be used to float above the forests and find the hairy Kmak beast and mark him with fluorescent paintballs to make it easier to track him. According to Painthappy you can find Kmak roaming the pages of MCB.

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Old 01-22-2013, 03:07 PM   #3479 (permalink)
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DashHopes is using his paypal account to fund his quest. He is the one who steals the ONE sock you cant find after doing your laundry, remember MCB, lock you basement doors!!!
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