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Old 01-30-2013, 06:42 AM   #3561 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:50 AM   #3562 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:35 AM   #3563 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:47 AM   #3564 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:41 AM   #3565 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:59 PM   #3566 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2013, 05:54 PM   #3567 (permalink)
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In 1986 acrewofone was at a Van Halen concert and he was very drunk. Eddie threw his guitar pick toward his section of the audience (he had fabulous seats beside the stage, above and next to the backstage tunnel) and his friend magnificent7 caught it. acrewofone was consumed with jealousy. When Michael Anthony threw his pick in the same area, acrewofone saw it hit the floor over the rail and down in the backstage tunnel. There was a security guard there with a name tag that said splatmaster12, and acrewofone leaned really really far over the rail and screamed and screamed at him to get it for him. He shined his flashlight around and picked up something he found and handed it to acrewofone. acrewofone was thinking YAY!, but when he opened his hand it was a nickel! acrewofone never went back to a Van Halen concert again.
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