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Old 03-16-2013, 02:01 PM   #3881 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Old 03-16-2013, 02:27 PM   #3882 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 has been in Kuwait so long. He has developed an acquired taste for sand and camel meat.
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Old 03-16-2013, 02:47 PM   #3883 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 has been in Kuwait so long. He has developed an acquired taste for sand and camel meat.
Sadly, Carp13 is not that far from the truth.

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Old 03-16-2013, 02:52 PM   #3884 (permalink)
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I see an agglet and I want to paint it black...
...or yellow, orange, green; whatever the field paint is that day.
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Old 03-16-2013, 03:18 PM   #3885 (permalink)
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bloop will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out. He will turn your entrails into extrails and there will be pain. LOTS OF PAIN.
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Old 03-16-2013, 03:35 PM   #3886 (permalink)
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Melvin does the same thing I do, but is kind enough to provide morphine.
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:38 PM   #3888 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2013, 06:07 PM   #3889 (permalink)
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Psunitro posted an irrelevant fact because he didn't know what fonging is.

[Neither do I, I'm scared to look it up]
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Old 03-16-2013, 06:08 PM   #3890 (permalink)
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