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Old 03-16-2013, 06:13 PM   #3891 (permalink)
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sQuivision volunteered to test a ground breaking new invention of mine. The results were messy, made him hungry and a little tired. He then referred his friend maloneoni to me for further testing. That's why maloneoni needed his special tool box. The condoms were for during the game so, he wouldn't ruin the product. The sandwich was for after, to regain his strength. The napping afterwards is just a small side effect in testing with male subjects. Dashhopes stepped up to be the female test subject and loved it. Dye liked the idea so much. That they bought the rights for it!

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Old 03-16-2013, 07:22 PM   #3892 (permalink)
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Carp13 needs to get out of the house more and play paintball. I heart my MCb time though!
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:09 PM   #3893 (permalink)
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Carp13 preordered Dye's vibrating pants. He pants to share the new pants with his teammates.
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:25 PM   #3894 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:41 PM   #3895 (permalink)
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That made me laugh.

Fortunately for me Dashhopes does not hesitate to come to my house and kill the spiders that I can't find.
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Old 03-17-2013, 12:40 AM   #3896 (permalink)
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maloneoni, origonally planned for his screen name to be malon, but was wasted when typing and passed out on the keyboard.
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Old 03-17-2013, 12:47 AM   #3897 (permalink)
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Kmak pressured maleloneoni into drinking too much that night at a party, which is why he misspelt his username.
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:19 AM   #3898 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-17-2013, 09:56 AM   #3899 (permalink)
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St. Patrick's day is one of DashHopes favorite holidays and has already begun to drink. His philosophy is somewhere in this world, it's already past noon.
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:16 AM   #3900 (permalink)
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