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Old 03-21-2013, 04:05 AM   #3911 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2013, 08:03 AM   #3912 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:19 PM   #3914 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2013, 12:55 AM   #3916 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:56 AM   #3917 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-22-2013, 10:10 PM   #3919 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2013, 06:10 PM   #3920 (permalink)
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