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Old 04-04-2013, 01:14 PM   #4011 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2013, 02:29 PM   #4012 (permalink)
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That is what Carp13 tells his right hand twice a day
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Old 04-04-2013, 03:39 PM   #4013 (permalink)
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That is what Carp13 tells his right hand twice a day
That's not totally true. I am equal opportunist and very ambidextrous.


psunitro supplements the funding of his paintball addiction with trips to the local sperm bank. He makes so many visits that when he walks in they all yell "Norm".
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:14 PM   #4014 (permalink)
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Due to tough financial times, Carp13 once planned to rob bank. However, due to a mix up of addresses, instead of robbing a real bank with money, he accidentally robbed a sperm bank, with.... well you know.

Anyway, during the robbery, Carp13 ordered the clerk behind the counter to "put the goods in his bag", So the clerk complied.

Carp13 then ran out the front doors of the sperm bank with his believed "loot". Unfortunately, just like a real bank the clerk planted an exploding dye pack in his "loot"-which exploded both the dye & the "loot" all over him.
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Old 04-04-2013, 05:44 PM   #4015 (permalink)
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Due to tough financial times, Carp13 once planned to rob bank. However, due to a mix up of addresses, instead of robbing a real bank with money, he accidentally robbed a sperm bank, with.... well you know.

Anyway, during the robbery, Carp13 ordered the clerk behind the counter to "put the goods in his bag", So the clerk complied.

Carp13 then ran out the front doors of the sperm bank with his believed "loot". Unfortunately, just like a real bank the clerk planted an exploding dye pack in his "loot"-which exploded both the dye & the "loot" all over him.

Magnificent7 was the one that dropped Carp13 off at the wrong address. And just like the magnificent bastard he is.....just drove away giggling.
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Old 04-04-2013, 06:05 PM   #4016 (permalink)
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One of Carp13's favorite hobbies before MCB was having a life.

And I'm guilty of this too lol
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Old 04-04-2013, 06:46 PM   #4017 (permalink)
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One of Carp13's favorite hobbies before MCB was having a life.

And I'm guilty of this too lol
Dashhopes was the guy in the sperm bank booth, try to "concentrate" but kept laughing too hard!
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Old 04-04-2013, 07:22 PM   #4018 (permalink)
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Crash is really 34 years old and lives in his mom's basement.
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Crash is really 34 years old and lives in his mom's basement.
Wishes he was a panda amd knew kung foo.
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