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Old 04-17-2013, 01:30 AM   #4091 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:33 AM   #4092 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:29 AM   #4093 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2013, 07:29 AM   #4094 (permalink)
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I know an old paintballer who swallowed a fly
I don't know why he swallowed the fly
Perhaps he'll die

I know an old paintballer who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why he swallowed the fly
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