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Old 05-11-2013, 02:24 AM   #4221 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2013, 05:21 AM   #4222 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2013, 06:42 AM   #4223 (permalink)
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bob wuzza suffers from a mild form of cranial rectal inversion but, that's alright. Because, he likes the taste of my fish stick.

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Old 05-11-2013, 06:35 PM   #4225 (permalink)
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BadAcid thinks Carp13 looks sexy in silk. BadAcid even went as far as to ask "if he could see my bearded dragon". I told him he had to buy me dinner and a movie first. The cheapskate thought I was some kind of slut or something.
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Old 05-11-2013, 06:40 PM   #4226 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:10 PM   #4227 (permalink)
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Carp13 drinks one glass of red wine a day for his health. The rest of the bottle is because he likes being drunk.
Silly Dash, I'm not drunk. I turned the rest of the bottle back into water.



On Saturday nights, DashHopes likes to drink a little Funky Cold Medina. He just hopes he can find that "Sheena" again.

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Old 05-12-2013, 05:44 PM   #4228 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2013, 05:49 PM   #4229 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2013, 06:40 PM   #4230 (permalink)
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