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Old 05-16-2013, 10:37 AM   #4261 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2013, 07:32 PM   #4263 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:24 PM   #4264 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:28 PM   #4265 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:45 PM   #4266 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2013, 04:22 AM   #4267 (permalink)
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Bellicose starred as Maverick in a "Top Gun" themed variety show. His wingman as always was Goose, played by Tlane 77. The director tried hard to fill the seats but the only people who showed were BadAcid and DashHopes. They both enjoyed the show so much they went backstage to meet the actors. ilivlife was working security at the show and took the job seriously. His supervisor Carp13 had given him direct orders that no one is to bother sir bellicose and sir tlane. as much as dash and bad acid tried they simply could not talk their way in. Then BAd acid remembered that bouncer cant resist one thing... They proceeded to offer pressed squid to ilivlife and finally got to meet their heroes! Ok so the story is ****e but BAM every poster above me. IS that a first??
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:25 AM   #4268 (permalink)
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For the above post, zacgodwin just won the "Curse of the Golden Flower" award. The reward is a mental image of madonna's and lady gaga's bacon gliders. Enjoy!

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Old 05-17-2013, 10:45 AM   #4269 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:03 AM   #4270 (permalink)
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