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Old 06-29-2013, 11:01 PM   #4501 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2013, 03:29 AM   #4502 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2013, 09:52 AM   #4503 (permalink)
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DashHopes recently created an App for your phone that allows you to chrono your gun. (Actually that would be a good idea)
I think you should market this seriously (If it can be done)




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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 06-30-2013, 09:32 PM   #4504 (permalink)
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The Scene: following a paintball battle, between psunitro & his friends vs. only DashHopes. Everyone narrowly escapes alive, then Melvin shows up to help....

psunitro: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like DashHopes?

Melvin: God didn't make DashHopes, I made him!

psunitro: Who the hell are you?

Melvin: Melvin, US Army.

psunitro: Look we are little busy this morning, Melvin. What can we do for you.

Melvin: I came to get my boy.

psunitro: Your BOY?

Melvin: I recruited him. I trained him. I commanded him in Vietnam for three years. I'd say that makes him mine.

psunitro: I wonder why the Pentagon would send you down here to handle this.

Melvin: The Army thought I might be able to help.

psunitro: Well I don't know in what way. DashHopes is a civilian now. He is my problem.

Melvin: I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue DashHopes from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

psunitro: Well, we all appreciate your concern Melvin, I will try to be extra careful!

Melvin: I'm just amazed he allowed any of your posse to live.

psunitro: Is that right?

Melvin: Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You're lucky to be breathing.

psunitro: That's just great. Melvin, you came out here to find out why one of your machines blew a gasket!

Melvin: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well DashHopes was the best.

psunitro: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Melvin: You send that many, don't forget one thing.

psunitro: What?

Melvin: A good supply of body bags.
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Old 07-01-2013, 09:20 AM   #4505 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2013, 05:06 PM   #4507 (permalink)
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Wolfman was know before as Wolfboy, and Wolfbaby before that. He came out of the womb HAIRY with a majestic mane of hair.
Haha, that last part is actually true!

On topic: Psunitro once ran to Hong Kong and back after a bet he couldn't down 30 cans of Monster Energy.
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:28 AM   #4508 (permalink)
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Every night when I work on my pgp's and try to get them to act proper, Keiko sneaks in and sabotages everything so I think I didn't actually make any progress at all. He is fiendishly clever and truly the epitome of evil. His troll level exceeds 9000 and he lives by the motto: "Rob old people and punch them in the face." "Why" you ask? Because babies don't carry money.
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