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Old 08-02-2013, 06:02 PM   #4581 (permalink)
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Kmak thought that installing swinging "tarzan style" vines would make him look cool while moving around on the paintball field. However, he found out it was a bad idea when being shot at by an electro.
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Old 08-04-2013, 10:36 AM   #4582 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2013, 10:43 AM   #4583 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2013, 05:24 PM   #4584 (permalink)
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Kmak tried to sell his homemade shark attack video to Discovery Channel for Shark Week. However, his video was quickly determined to be a hoax after everyone realized the people in the video were actually Lego Pirates.

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Old 08-05-2013, 04:54 PM   #4589 (permalink)
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The last time we played paintball, it got intense. We had zips in the wire. So Falcon16 flew over hot to trot (in his F-16 Falcon-naturally) and dropped "Snake and Nape" all around our perimeter.
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