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Old 08-05-2013, 06:20 PM   #4591 (permalink)
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That joke has probably been used on here more times than DashHopes' "yellow tears", but oh-well.

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Old 08-05-2013, 09:53 PM   #4592 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2013, 11:55 PM   #4593 (permalink)
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That joke has probably been used on here more times than DashHopes' "yellow tears", but oh-well.
You've seen the yellow tear comments lol?

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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