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Old 08-08-2013, 11:51 PM   #4591 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:59 PM   #4592 (permalink)
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I will never forget the day I met the being know as magnificent number 7. There where 6 other magnificents. However 7 was the only one that survived. When I looked upon this bizarre creature calling itself mag 7, it mumbled words under its breath. I leaned in closer to the primitive being, before realizing. The magnificents were not a parallel human race, but the common ancestors between humans and apes. I looked at 7, "quickly now, how are you alive today? Who brought you back." Magnificent 7 responded "duu, it wuz dat dush hops. May I haz some moh peer beeee arrrrrr"

I then figured it out, Dash Hopes must have cloned the magnificents and brought them back from extinction after finding traces of their DNA.
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Old 08-09-2013, 07:31 AM   #4593 (permalink)
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Kmak is jealous because the best he has come up with is the ability to clone dinosaurs whose dna has been recovered from misquitoes trapped in amber.
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:08 PM   #4594 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2013, 09:06 PM   #4595 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2013, 10:38 AM   #4596 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2013, 01:05 PM   #4597 (permalink)
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Everytime DeadlySickness finishes making love to a lady, he softly whispers in her ear, "You are going to want to go see a doctor now."
I'm gonna have to put "I do not have aids" in my sig now arn't I?

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Old 08-11-2013, 05:33 PM   #4598 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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