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Old 08-08-2013, 12:02 AM   #4601 (permalink)
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Magnificent7 is the only person known to have survived a full-power roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. As a reward for the feat, Chuck Norris whipped out a tattoo gun and signed the contusion.
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Old 08-08-2013, 12:25 AM   #4602 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2013, 12:07 PM   #4603 (permalink)
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Mar exists in a realm in which we cannot fathom. One in which space and time are not confinements to him. This also explains why no one can understand his incoherent rambling.

Maleoni has a nice collection of tin foil hats.
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:46 PM   #4604 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-08-2013, 10:15 PM   #4605 (permalink)
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dashhopes has ruined so many dreams freddy kruger threw down his hat and said "NOPE! got nothin on this guy."
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Old 08-08-2013, 10:21 PM   #4606 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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magnificent7 pimps out "ladies of questionable virtue" and to the dismay of a MCB member he caught a DeadlySickness.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:06 PM   #4608 (permalink)
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Dash hopes works for a very secretive organization. If dashhopes is captured or killed in foreign territory. Any knowledge of his existence will be disavowed.
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:38 PM   #4609 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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I wish I could tell you that Kmak fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.
He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine.
Every so often, Kmak would show up with fresh bruises.
The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off.... sometimes not. And that's how it went for Kmak- that was his routine.
I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, that place would have got the best of him.
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:51 PM   #4610 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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